maid in america

list of things i did today...

1. change cat litter
2. sweep laundry room
   
3. wash dishes
4. clean kitchen counters
5. sweep kitchen floor
6. mop kitchen floor
7. sweep kitchen floor again where jonze knocked down the plant and dumped dirt everywhere
8. clean automatic pet bowl
   
9. mop kitchen floor again where i spilled lots of water trying to carry automatic pet bowl full of water
10. pick up every dog/cat toy from the floor (i'm sure they're all back out by now)
    
11. vacuum 2 living areas, dining area, and bedroom
12. take out trash and recycling (not part of foreplay, but still very important)

i need a raise.